The Christmas Song Generator (0)
Posted 30 December, 2006 in randomness
Fun with the Christmas Song Generator:
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
You give us so much ass.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the Norb last night.
Then he smiled at me,
Pa-rum-pum-pum pum,
Me and my ass.
Ding dong! verily the sky
Is riv’n with Goo singing.
There must have been some magic in
That old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his ass
He began to dance around.
So here it is, merry Christmas,
Everybody’s having fun.
Look to the dong now,
It’s only just begun.
Peace on earth and mercy mild,
God and bunghole reconciled.
Hark the herald angels sing,
‘Glory to the new-born Grolar Bear‘.