top ten ejaculations (2)
Posted 30 January, 2004 in what is she on about?
ok, first things first:
get your damn mind out the gutta!
some of these are verbal interjections, some work better in writing.
1. bleh. to me (although it might differ for other people, and if so, i’d like to hear your definition, of this or any other word on my list) this means general malaise and frustration, but with a resigned quality to it. e.g. “i gotta go to the dentist. bleh.”
2. sdasdasfsfsfsgdfh!!! or any other combination of letters produced by jamming your whole hand onto your keyboard. this is an ejaculation of frustration too, but more of the angry kind. it is used when the speaker simply cannot find words to describe what peeves him so. e.g. “so then they charged me $500 to get the damn thing out of impound!! asffsfsFGSDGHGA!!” (use of caps lock optional)
3. nnn. this indicates the speaker, or writer, is sulking/pouting. can, in written mediums, be followed by one of these: 
expresses quiet frustration, but without the resignation of “bleh.” e.g. “you are being mean to me. nnn.”
4. meh. this is a word used to describe apathy (but not of the radical kind.) and indifference, with a tinge of dislike, but not as much as “bleh” would indicate. e.g. “i just got a new pair of jeans. they fit ok, i guess, but not great. meh.”
5. feh! this one, unlike meh or bleh, describes a strong feeling of dislike, and/or disbelief. e.g. “you really like that TV show “Ed”? feh!” can also be said while expelling mouthful of unpleasant food into napkin.
6. ummmmm…. (also, uhhhhh….) this one is taken from beavis and butt-head. it is uttered when something is so wrong or peculiar that it is almost impossible to have a comment about it.
e.g.
kate and o watch jonny fairplay on survivor.
kate: ummmmm……
o: uhhhhh….
kate: ummmm…..
7. ee! this one my brother M and i came up with. it’s an expression of joy and enthusiasm. e.g. “i’m coming to london! ee!”
8. eh… this is a gentle expression of mild disappointment. commonly used by my jewish brothers and sisters, especially the older ones. e.g. “the fish at the wedding? eh…not so good.”
9. pfff. no, it’s not a fart, it’s a way of showing your skepticism. e.g. “so and so said he got a part on the new so-and-so pilot. pfff! they didn’t even cast that yet.”
10. eeh! a little plug here for my poopus stories. this was a word i invented for the poopus characters to use as their “slang”; it’s a word all the poopuses use, for anything. as poopus himself says, “you says Eeh when you is about to jump for joy, or when you is about to be sick!” now my brothers use it in their e-mails to me. e.g. “today i quitted smoking. eeh! it is hard.” the more e’s, the more intense the situation. (a general rule for life really, i suppose, wink wink nudge nudge) e.g. for a lesser issue, “i felled over a tree stump. eeh!” but for a greater one, “the stinkoids are coming to wipe us all out with their noxious farts! eeeeeeh!”
have fun ejaculating! mheh.